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Arminian Reporter And Lifeguard Savior Parody

Arminian Reporter And Lifeguard Savior Parody

 
Special eyewitness news reporter Jake Arminius is on the scene with lifeguard Sue:
 
Jake: It’s a terrible scene here on the beach… A passenger liner with 2300 passengers on board sank just off the coast. Fortunately, Sue was there to save everyone on board! Thanks to her heroic efforts, she was the savior of 2300 people today!
 
Sue: I swam out as soon as I could, but I was only able… Continue reading

Featured Gospel Message

Christ Died For The Ungodly

by Horatius Bonar

The divine testimony concerning man is, that he is a sinner. God bears witness against him, not for him; and testifies that "there is none righteous, no, not one"; that there is "none that doeth good"; none "that understandeth"; none that even seeks after God, and, still more, none that loves Him (Psa. 14:1-3; Rom. 3:10-12). God speaks of man kindly, but severely; as one yearning over a lost child, yet as one who will make no terms with sin, and will "by no means clear the guilty." <continued>