Carl Pagan – A Parody

Published March 30, 2011

“Synthesis” – The First Book Of Carl Pagan

A Parody By Professor Michael Varnell

carl sagan agnostic spiritually blind evolutionist

1. IN THE BEGINNING THERE SOMEHOW EXISTED A SINGLE SPOT.

2. And this spot was without form, and of undetermined size; And darkness was upon the spot. And an “unexplained Big Bang” moved upon this spot.

3. And the Big Bang caused a great light: And there was light.

4. And the resulting chaos divided the light from the darkness.

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Christ Died For The Ungodly

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The divine testimony concerning man is, that he is a sinner. God bears witness against him, not for him; and testifies that "there is none righteous, no, not one"; that there is "none that doeth good"; none "that understandeth"; none that even seeks after God, and, still more, none that loves Him (Psa. 14:1-3; Rom. 3:10-12). God speaks of man kindly, but severely; as one yearning over a lost child, yet as one who will make no terms with sin, and will "by no means clear the guilty." <continued>

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