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A Brief Dialog About End Time Prophecy

A Brief Dialog About End Time Prophecy

And The Expression “Coming In The Clouds Of Heaven”

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BIBLIANO and AMIGO: Discussions on Eschatology

(Lesson #1, Coming In The Clouds)

by Charles S. Meek

 

“they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. . . . Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.” (Matthew 24:30,34)

 

AMIGO: The Second Coming! Now that… Continue reading

Vows For Couples Who Are Just Living Together

Vows For Couples Who Are Just Living Together

 
I, (your-name-here), do hereby declare, that since I view marriage as only a piece of paper,
And since my parent’s marriage was a failure,
And since so many marriages today end in divorce,
 
I solemnly commit to you, (so-and-so), to live with you for the time being,
And to share housing, food and other expenses with you,
And to have someone to fornicate with when the urge arises,
until such… Continue reading

God Loves Everybody. He Even Loved Hitler!

God Loves Everybody… He Even Loved Hitler!

Does God Love Everybody Even Adolph Hitler

 
Ben Chwarmer: Pastor Joe says God loves everybody and that He even loved the satanic genicidal maniac Adolph Hitler! God would have saved Hitler if he would have accepted Jesus before he died, and maybe he actually did that.
 
Bible Believer: But how does your pastor know who God loves?
 
Ben Chwarmer: Well God loves everybody doesn’t He?
 
Bible Believer: In Psalms 5:5 and Psalms 11:5 the Bible says… Continue reading

Featured Gospel Message

Christ Died For The Ungodly

by Horatius Bonar

The divine testimony concerning man is, that he is a sinner. God bears witness against him, not for him; and testifies that "there is none righteous, no, not one"; that there is "none that doeth good"; none "that understandeth"; none that even seeks after God, and, still more, none that loves Him (Psa. 14:1-3; Rom. 3:10-12). God speaks of man kindly, but severely; as one yearning over a lost child, yet as one who will make no terms with sin, and will "by no means clear the guilty." <continued>