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My Last Confession

Published May 7, 2012

My Last Confession

A Conversation In A Catholic Confession Booth

Catholic penitent: Bless me father, for I have sinned. It has been something like 25 years since my last confession, if my memory is correct.

Catholic priest: My, that’s a long time… I’ll have to assign you 20 Hail Mary’s just for being such a procrastinator. What took you so long to come in for confession?

Catholic penitent: I didn’t want to be molested by you creeps! Just… Continue reading →

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My Last Confession

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