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My Last Confession
My Last Confession
A Conversation In A Catholic Confession Booth
Catholic penitent: Bless me father, for I have sinned. It has been something like 25 years since my last confession, if my memory is correct.
Catholic priest: My, that’s a long time… I’ll have to assign you 20 Hail Mary’s just for being such a procrastinator. What took you so long to come in for confession?
Catholic penitent: I didn’t want to be molested by you creeps! Just… Continue reading
Martin Luther’s 95 Theses (1517)
Disputation of Doctor Martin Luther
on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences
by Dr. Martin Luther (1517)
Out of love for the truth and the desire to bring it to light, the following propositions will be discussed at Wittenberg, under the presidency of the Reverend Father Martin Luther, Master of Arts and of Sacred Theology, and Lecturer in Ordinary on the same at that place. Wherefore he requests that those who are unable to be present and debate orally… Continue reading
List Of Heresies – False Doctrines Or False Branches Of Christianity
List Of Heresies – False Doctrines Or False Branches Of Christianity
An Excerpt From The Book: Truth’s Victory Over Error
by David Dickson (1684)
These “heresies” are errors or false doctrines or false branches of Christianity as noted below.
An alphabetical list of the proper and patronymic names of the authors of the old and late heresies confuted in the foregoing treatise.
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Adamites: so called from one Adam, the author of their sect, or from the… Continue reading
The Catholic Jesus – A Fake Jesus
The Fake Catholic Jesus:
A Counterfeit Jesus And An Impotent Savior
The Jesus of the Roman Catholic Church is a fake Catholic Jesus, far from anything like the real Jesus of the Bible.
Why we can say that the Catholic Jesus is a fraud, a weak, useless and imaginary savior:
- He needs an imaginary goddess named Mary to help save you.
- He needs your penance to help save you.
- He needs the merits of dead Catholic-designated saints to… Continue reading
Statues-R-Us
Statues-R-Us
Well here she is, the most famous idol on earth… the super-glorified man-made version of Mary:
- The Queen of Heaven (only God doesn’t know she’s the queen)…
- The Mother of God (only God never had a mother)…
- Our Lady Of Grace
- The Blessed Virgin
The one, the only, the goddess of … plaster, the Catholic Virgin Mary! Want to feel devout and holy?… stick her in your front yard. Want to feel safe while driving?… stick her on the… Continue reading
Charity Navigator lists salaries of charitable organization leaders, but it is not a Christian website:
