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My Last Confession

Published May 7, 2012

My Last Confession

A Conversation In A Catholic Confession Booth

Catholic penitent: Bless me father, for I have sinned. It has been something like 25 years since my last confession, if my memory is correct.

Catholic priest: My, that’s a long time… I’ll have to assign you 20 Hail Mary’s just for being such a procrastinator. What took you so long to come in for confession?

Catholic penitent: I didn’t want to be molested by you creeps! Just… Continue reading →

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Training Your Children For Christ

Published October 2, 2011

Training Your Children For Christ

by General William Booth

Edited and paraphrased by Martin Bennet

There are certain things that parents must do – indeed, that only parents can do – if their children are to become true servants of God. I don’t want to hide the fact that what I’m setting before you will not be gained without considerable difficulty, carefulness, and work. However, nothing truly good or great is ever accomplished without trouble. I am certain that… Continue reading →

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Featured Gospel Message

Christ Died For The Ungodly

by Horatius Bonar

The divine testimony concerning man is, that he is a sinner. God bears witness against him, not for him; and testifies that "there is none righteous, no, not one"; that there is "none that doeth good"; none "that understandeth"; none that even seeks after God, and, still more, none that loves Him (Psa. 14:1-3; Rom. 3:10-12). God speaks of man kindly, but severely; as one yearning over a lost child, yet as one who will make no terms with sin, and will "by no means clear the guilty." <continued>