dialogue
A Conversation With A Woman Pastor
A Conversation With A Woman Pastor
Pastor Susie: Hi, my name is Pastor Susie.
Church Visitor: Oh really? You’re a pastor? Are you the husband of one wife?
Pastor Susie: Why do you ask such a silly question? I’m a woman and a woman can’t possibly be the husband of one wife.
Church Visitor: That’s quite correct. However, in order for anyone to be a pastor, the Bible states in 1 Timothy chapter 3 verse 2:… Continue reading
Reverend Billy Bob
A Conversation With Reverend Billy-Bob
Reverend Billy Bob: Hi. My name is Reverend Billy Bob.
Church Visitor: Hi. My name is Joe. Why do you refer to yourself as “reverend”?
Reverend Billy Bob: Well, that’s just a title we pastors like to apply to ourselves so we get some respect and so people know we’re in charge.
Church Visitor: Oh, I see. As far as I know, in the entire Bible, the only “being” referred to as reverend is… Continue reading
But I’m A Good Catholic
But I’m A Good Catholic!
A hypothetical conversation between a true Christian and a devout Catholic about salvation.
Christian: When you die, do you know for sure if you will be in heaven?
Catholic: I think so, I’m a good Catholic.
Christian: But you don’t get to heaven by being a good Catholic, and not by being a good “anything” for that matter.
Catholic: What?
Christian: That’s right. Jesus said you must be “born again” to enter the… Continue reading
A Hypothetical Conversation Between An Arminian And A Calvinist
A Hypothetical Conversation Between An Arminian And A Calvinist
A Calvinist – someone who believes that no one of their own “free-will” can or will “accept” Christ until and unless they are first “born again”. And a Calvinist believes that the death of Christ in and of itself is entirely sufficient payment for their sins, and that it was an act that procured for all time and eternity the salvation of their soul (and the souls of all for… Continue reading
A Dialog About Origins
A Dialog About Origins
Between An Evolutionist And A True Free Thinker
Tru Freethinka: I thought you guys used carbon-14 dating to determine fossil origins?
Eva Lution: We do, sometimes.
Tru Freethinka: So how do you know how much carbon-14 was in a typical sample fossil when it was first formed (originally buried)?
Eva Lution: We don’t.
Tru Freethinka: Then how do you know what the starting point is when you date something?
Eva Lution:… Continue reading
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