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A Conversation With A Woman Pastor

Published December 1, 2011

A Conversation With A Woman Pastor

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Pastor Susie: Hi, my name is Pastor Susie.

Church Visitor: Oh really? You’re a pastor? Are you the husband of one wife?

Pastor Susie: Why do you ask such a silly question? I’m a woman and a woman can’t possibly be the husband of one wife.

Church Visitor: That’s quite correct. However, in order for anyone to be a pastor, the Bible states in 1 Timothy chapter 3 verse 2:… Continue reading →

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Reverend Billy Bob

Published December 1, 2011

A Conversation With Reverend Billy-Bob

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Reverend Billy Bob: Hi. My name is Reverend Billy Bob.

Church Visitor: Hi. My name is Joe. Why do you refer to yourself as “reverend”?

Reverend Billy Bob: Well, that’s just a title we pastors like to apply to ourselves so we get some respect and so people know we’re in charge.

Church Visitor: Oh, I see. As far as I know, in the entire Bible, the only “being” referred to as reverend is… Continue reading →

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Featured Gospel Message

Christ Died For The Ungodly

by Horatius Bonar

The divine testimony concerning man is, that he is a sinner. God bears witness against him, not for him; and testifies that "there is none righteous, no, not one"; that there is "none that doeth good"; none "that understandeth"; none that even seeks after God, and, still more, none that loves Him (Psa. 14:1-3; Rom. 3:10-12). God speaks of man kindly, but severely; as one yearning over a lost child, yet as one who will make no terms with sin, and will "by no means clear the guilty." <continued>