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Sponge Bob Christians

Published September 15, 2013

Sponge Bob Christians

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Have we as true believers in Christ become as weak, useless and comical in the eyes of the world as the Sponge Bob cartoon character? Do we take a stand for righteousness and proclaim God’s word or do we buy the world’s lie that to speak up for what is right and speak out against what is wrong is to be “judgmental”? Does not God command his people to take a stand for His holiness? Should we live… Continue reading →

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The Warm And Fuzzy Lovie-Dovie Wishy-Washy Church

Published November 6, 2011

The Warm And Fuzzy Lovie-Dovie Wishy-Washy Church

Statement Of Faith (A Parody)

About doctrine: You can believe whatever you want, we don’t mind one bit. We never let doctrine get in the way of unity. Remember blessed are the peacemakers!

About Christian living: We believe that God wants you to be rich and happy. If you’re not rich and happy then you just don’t have enough faith. So all you have to do is ask God for… Continue reading →

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Featured Gospel Message

Christ Died For The Ungodly

by Horatius Bonar

The divine testimony concerning man is, that he is a sinner. God bears witness against him, not for him; and testifies that "there is none righteous, no, not one"; that there is "none that doeth good"; none "that understandeth"; none that even seeks after God, and, still more, none that loves Him (Psa. 14:1-3; Rom. 3:10-12). God speaks of man kindly, but severely; as one yearning over a lost child, yet as one who will make no terms with sin, and will "by no means clear the guilty." <continued>