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The First Halloween Costume

The First Halloween Costume

 

“The LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.” [1Samuel 16:7]

 

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Did you ever wonder what the first halloween costume was like? Well wonder no further.  The question has now been answered.  The first halloween costume was a set of his-and-hers clothing made with fig leaves.  That’s right!  It was worn by Adam and Eve.  Ever since the fall of man in… Continue reading

The Happy Slappy Clappy Church

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The Happy Slappy Clappy Church

(A Parody About The Modern Man-Pleasing Seeker-Friendly Church)

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We are the modern-day seeker-friendly feel-good church. Our church does not have a statement of faith because we don’t want to be considered dogmatic or legalistic about what we believe.  Neither do we want anyone to feel left out or unwelcome because they may not agree with us on something. We want everyone (with some exceptions[1]) to be able to relate to us and our church… Continue reading

Featured Gospel Message

Christ Died For The Ungodly

by Horatius Bonar

The divine testimony concerning man is, that he is a sinner. God bears witness against him, not for him; and testifies that "there is none righteous, no, not one"; that there is "none that doeth good"; none "that understandeth"; none that even seeks after God, and, still more, none that loves Him (Psa. 14:1-3; Rom. 3:10-12). God speaks of man kindly, but severely; as one yearning over a lost child, yet as one who will make no terms with sin, and will "by no means clear the guilty." <continued>