joel osteen
Evangelist Or Used Car Dealer
Published October 28, 2013
Evangelist Or Used Car Dealer Parody
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Your Best Life Now Parody
Published December 3, 2011
Original Cover Artwork Of Joel Olsteen’s Book
Parody Of Joel Olsteen’s Book
This is an actual book by Adam Key that is available for purchase
with the artwork shown above on the cover.
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Christ Died For The Ungodly
by Horatius Bonar
The divine testimony concerning man is, that he is a sinner. God bears witness against him, not for him; and testifies that "there is none righteous, no, not one"; that there is "none that doeth good"; none "that understandeth"; none that even seeks after God, and, still more, none that loves Him (Psa. 14:1-3; Rom. 3:10-12). God speaks of man kindly, but severely; as one yearning over a lost child, yet as one who will make no terms with sin, and will "by no means clear the guilty." <continued>
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