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Discussion On What Is Marriage

Published May 7, 2013

Discussion On What Is Marriage

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Two brothers: Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.
 
Marriage clerk: Names?
 
Two brothers: Tim and Jim Jones.
 
Marriage clerk: Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance.
 
Two brothers: Yes, we’re brothers.
 
Marriage clerk: Brothers? You can’t get married.
 
Two brothers: Why not? Aren’t you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?
 
Marriage clerk: Yes, thousands. But we haven’t had any siblings. That’s incest!… Continue reading →

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Are You Filled With The Spirit?

Published October 18, 2011

Are You Filled With The Spirit?

 

“And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit; Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord; Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ; Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God.”

Ephesians 5:18-21

 

Are you really filled with the… Continue reading →

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The True Church

Published October 2, 2011

The True Church

by J.C. Ryle

A Look At The True Church

I want you to belong to the one true Church: to the Church outside of which there is no salvation. I do not ask where you go on a Sunday; I only ask, “Do you belong to the one true Church?”

 

WHERE is this one true Church? What is this one true Church like? What are the marks by which this one true Church may be known? You may well ask such questions.… Continue reading →

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What Exactly Is A “Worship Service”?

Published September 27, 2011

What Exactly Is A “Worship Service”?

 

Most conventional churches practice something they refer to as a “worship service”. It is nowhere described in the Bible but it is carried out every Sunday (or Saturday for the Sabbatarians) in just about every so-called Christian church around the world, except perhaps in some persecuted, underground churches and a few other churches that have broken away from the “status quo”.  What most folks call a “worship service’  is a routine that is… Continue reading →

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The Love Gospel

Published September 4, 2011

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The Love Gospel

What is the Love Gospel?

 

The Love Gospel is an erroneous view by professing Christians of how God expects His people to present His plan of salvation to the world.  It is usually a two-pronged fork that presents these two major unbiblical premises:

 

Premise 1: God loves everybody.

 

Premise 2: You need to “love” people into the Kingdom Of Heaven.
 

This second premise means that you either preach to people by your actions… Continue reading →

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Christ Died For The Ungodly

by Horatius Bonar

The divine testimony concerning man is, that he is a sinner. God bears witness against him, not for him; and testifies that "there is none righteous, no, not one"; that there is "none that doeth good"; none "that understandeth"; none that even seeks after God, and, still more, none that loves Him (Psa. 14:1-3; Rom. 3:10-12). God speaks of man kindly, but severely; as one yearning over a lost child, yet as one who will make no terms with sin, and will "by no means clear the guilty." <continued>

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