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Clergy Theological Pablum Parody

Published April 19, 2018

Clergy Theological Pablum Parody

Original Pablum Baby Food Ad From Years Ago

Parody Of Pablum Baby Food Ad

VIDEO: Go To Church To Be Fed?

Be sure to check out our informative articles on the unbiblical Clergy/Laity system and the biblical way of doing church.

The Root Of Modern Christian Ignorance

Published March 23, 2018

The Root Of Modern Christian Ignorance

Root of modern church ignorance

The modern Christian church is teeming with people who say they are believers but seem to know very little about doctrine, including what their own denomination believes and where those beliefs originated (i.e from the Bible or elsewhere). I believe there are at least two major causes for this, besides the fact that there are probably a lot of goats among the sheep in many congregations especially in larger congregations. One cause for this… Continue reading →

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The Lamb Of God And Me

Published March 22, 2018

The Lamb Of God And Me

The “Just” dying for the unjust was not an invitation,
But a transaction written in blood before the world’s foundation,
It was not an offer, it was a purchase, an undeniable done deal,
His precious crimson blood on my behalf was the guaranteed seal.

So the purchase of my salvation could not ever, ever fail.
Else God’s hopes would have been of absolutely no avail…
If God had hoped my heart of… Continue reading →

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The Bible – A Poem

Published March 15, 2018

The Bible – A Poem

by C.T. Studd, missionary

the bible poem ct studd

The Bible

What could we do without the Book
That God gave us to read?
No more than any farmer
Who hadn’t any seed!

No other tells us of our Lord,
The God of grace and love,
Who made the whole creation,
This world and those above.

What could we do were we without
The Gospels or the Acts?
No more than could a barrister
Who didn’t… Continue reading →

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Vows For Couples Who Are Just Living Together

Published March 15, 2018

Vows For Couples Who Are Just Living Together

I, (your-name-here), do hereby declare, that since I view marriage as only a piece of paper,
And since my parent’s marriage was a failure,
And since so many marriages today end in divorce,

I solemnly commit to you, (so-and-so), to live with you for the time being,
And to share housing, food and other expenses with you,
And to have someone to fornicate with when the urge arises,
until such… Continue reading →

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Featured Gospel Message

Christ Died For The Ungodly

by Horatius Bonar

The divine testimony concerning man is, that he is a sinner. God bears witness against him, not for him; and testifies that "there is none righteous, no, not one"; that there is "none that doeth good"; none "that understandeth"; none that even seeks after God, and, still more, none that loves Him (Psa. 14:1-3; Rom. 3:10-12). God speaks of man kindly, but severely; as one yearning over a lost child, yet as one who will make no terms with sin, and will "by no means clear the guilty." <continued>

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Clergy Theological Pablum Parody

Clergy Theological Pablum Parody

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The Root Of Modern Christian Ignorance

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The Lamb Of God And Me

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The Bible

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