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Religious Parodies

A look at the foolishness of sin and sinners. Some parodies consist of photos before and after editing, to point out the truth behind the original image being portrayed. Other parodies consist of written commentaries and dialogues on things man considers sacred and God considers profane.

The Warm And Fuzzy Lovie-Dovie Wishy-Washy Church

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The Warm And Fuzzy Lovie-Dovie Wishy-Washy Church

 

Statement Of Faith (A Parody)

 

  1. About doctrine: You can believe whatever you want, we don’t mind one bit. We never let doctrine get in the way of unity.  Remember blessed are the peacemakers! gay homosexual false sodomite gospel
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  3. About Christian living: We believe that God wants you to be rich and happy.  If you’re not rich and happy then you just don’t have enough faith.  So all you have to do is ask God for… Continue reading

But I’m A Good Catholic

But I’m A Good Catholic!

A hypothetical conversation between a true Christian and a devout Catholic about salvation.

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Christian: When you die, do you know for sure if you will be in heaven?

Catholic: I think so, I’m a good Catholic.

 

Christian: But you don’t get to heaven by being a good Catholic, and not by being a good “anything” for that matter.

Catholic: What?

 

Christian: That’s right.  Jesus said you must be “born again” to enter the… Continue reading

A Hypothetical Conversation Between An Arminian And A Calvinist

A Hypothetical Conversation Between An Arminian And A Calvinist

 

A Calvinist – someone who believes that no one of their own “free-will” can or will “accept” Christ until and unless they are first “born again”. And a Calvinist believes that the death of Christ in and of itself is entirely sufficient payment for their sins, and that it was an act that procured for all time and eternity the salvation of their soul (and the souls of all for… Continue reading

What Exactly Is A “Worship Service”?

What Exactly Is A “Worship Service”?

 

Most conventional churches practice something they refer to as a “worship service”. It is nowhere described in the Bible but it is carried out every Sunday (or Saturday for the Sabbatarians) in just about every so-called Christian church around the world, except perhaps in some persecuted, underground churches and a few other churches that have broken away from the “status quo”.  What most folks call a “worship service’  is a routine that is… Continue reading

A Conversation Between An Evangelist And A Professing Christian About Wordless Evangelism

A Conversation Between An Evangelist And A Professing Christian
About “Wordless Evangelism”

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Evangelist: The Bible proclaims to the sinner “repent or perish”. It also says that all who die lost will be cast into the Lake of Fire.  Yet so many preachers and “evangelists” nowadays only talk about the “love” of God.

 

Professor: Hey man, that’s because all that talk of judgment and wrath is way too harsh!  Most people can’t handle a message like that.  You need… Continue reading

Featured Gospel Message

Christ Died For The Ungodly

by Horatius Bonar

The divine testimony concerning man is, that he is a sinner. God bears witness against him, not for him; and testifies that "there is none righteous, no, not one"; that there is "none that doeth good"; none "that understandeth"; none that even seeks after God, and, still more, none that loves Him (Psa. 14:1-3; Rom. 3:10-12). God speaks of man kindly, but severely; as one yearning over a lost child, yet as one who will make no terms with sin, and will "by no means clear the guilty." <continued>